52 random things
52 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone. REPOST WITH YOUR ANSWERS!
1. Your name spelled backwards?
eiluj
2. Last incoming call on your phone?
my dad... isn't that sad?
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
K's new album - Beyond the Sea
4. What's your favorite restaurant?
Cheesecake Factory
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
last semester
6. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree?
why would i care?
7. How many kids do you want?
0
8. Type of music you dislike most?
country
9. What was the last thing you bought?
oh gosh... i shop too much to remember
10. Have you ever ridden on a bike?
um... this is a stupid question, but yeah
11. Does someone have a crush on you?
please dont
12. Ever made a prank phone call?
i'm not THAT bored
13. Listening to music?
nope. rewatching battle royale
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
sky diving, but no jumping
15. What shoes are you wearing right now?
i'm in bed
16. Do you have a garden?
that would mean i actually have a house
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
i only read manga @_@
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
which nation?
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
shower... random times during the day
20. Hello or goodbye?
konnichiwa~~ ^_^
21. Favorite pizza toppings?
pineapple
22. Chips or popcorn?
on a diet
23. Favorite color?
white (although i guess that's not technically a color)
24. What did ur last text message you received say?
"Happy Chinese New Year!"
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
hell no
26. Orange Juice or appe juice?
water
27. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with?
my extended family
28. What did the last text message that u sent say?
deleted already
29. Lucky number?
7
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
wtf?
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yeah
32. Are you a good cook?
me? cook? *shudders*
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
no, my chauffeur does that
34. Do the chinese really use cats in their food?
i dunno
35. Sprite or 7-Up?
diet coke
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
elementary school.... i can still fit into it tho 
37. Last thing you ate?
crab... yum 
38. Ever thrown up in public?
hmm... do parties count as public?
39. Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire?
i'd rather find a true love who's a millionaire
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
nope
41. Think fast, who do you hate right now?
don't hate...
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
my dad
43. Where will you be for Valentine's day?
not with my bf that's for sure
44. Last time you laughed?
stupid Q # 3
45. What's your favorite animal?
is snoopy considered an animal? if not... cavalier king charles spaniel
46. What was the name of your first pet?
i couldn't even remember what is was
47. Who is the second to last person to call you?
my mom... now i REALLY feel like a loser
48. Is there anything going on this weekend?
there's always something going on
49. How are you feeling right now?
lazy... i need to be working... or studying... anything but answering this stupid survey
50. What do you think about the most?
snoopy <3
51. What do you think of the person that posted this before you?
u should be working too
52. Who is MOST likely to repost this survey?
someone who's really got nothing to do?
Quiz about ME!
Haha, this'll be interesting.... Just saw this on a friend's website. If you are bored, fill it out
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest... or just make shit up!
my name:
Who is the love of my life:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Do I smoke:
Do I drink:
When is my birthday:
What was your first impression of upon meeting me:
What do you think of me now:
Do I have any siblings:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Am I funny:
What's my favorite type of music:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Do I have any special talents:
Would you consider me a friend/good friend:
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):
What is a memory we have once had:
Have you ever hugged me:
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you:
What is my favorite food:
Have you ever had a crush on me:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
What's your favorite memory of me:
Who do I like right now:
What is my worst habit:
If you and I were stranded on a deserted island, what one thing would I bring?:
Are we friends:
Will you repost this so I can do it for you?:
花痴的影评
周末一鼓作气看了几部老戏。Stanley Kubrick的Dr. Strangelove, Battle Royale, 和午餐女王。都是闻名已久却一直没有机会看的。
除了那些经典的爱情故事，我一向对黑白片敬而远之。看这部1964年的Dr. Strangelove，却一点也不觉得乏味。一直到看完，才知道主要的几个角色全都是Peter Sellers一人扮演。不知道是不是我太迟钝。整部电影情节紧凑，故事简单明了，用恰当的幽默体现出一个严肃的主题。在这之前Kubrick的电影我只看过四部，A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, 和Eyes Wide Shut. 第一部是完全没看懂，第二部是本来就不喜欢恐怖片，第三部是看过以后心情十分沉重的战争片，而Eyes Wide Shut却是觉得有点莫名其妙。五部的共同点，大概就是给观众的震撼吧。我想Kubrick的电影，都是很难让人忘记的。
Battle Royale的中文译名是大逃杀。讲述的是一个中学班级的学生在孤岛上自相残杀的故事。我最最讨厌的就是恐怖片，这部电影却是血腥多于恐怖。因为脱离现实太多，所以也不会有恐惧的感觉。看完电影，居然有些意犹未尽，想去找原文书来看。不是说喜欢这样的残酷，而是想更加了解那42个学生。电影的时间太短，根本没有时间去仔细认识那些学生们，却依然为每一个短暂的片断而伤感。我想书中的描述，应该更加让人能够体会到他们的心情吧。Ｐ．Ｓ．这里面的帅哥还真不少的说 :P
看完两部沉重的电影，换换口味，看轻松的日剧-午餐女王。竹内结子的笑容，在这部戏里很有感染力。当然我更喜欢的是那一群帅哥 ^++++^ 我一面吃着昨天剩的火锅料，一边想念着日本的蛋包饭。T___T 可惜DVD有问题，害得我居然没看到大结局 >_____< 其实心里还是希望夏美和纯三郎在一起的。原因？因为妻夫木聪最帅 
影评到此结束。今から仕事～～～
What Does Your SAT Score Mean?
Your SAT Score of 1500 Means: |
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You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Higher Than Al Gore You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates |
| Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range |
| Equivalent ACT score: 33 |
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Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
California Institute of Technology Stanford University Princeton University Yale University Harvard University |
So yeah... why am I stuck in this rat hole? @_@
Sex and the City
So I finally watched the entire 6 seasons of Sex and the City. I now finally understand what all the hype's about! Although I do think the series got rather too hopeful at the end. But hey, if you can't even see hope on TV, how do you expect to find it in real life, right?
Like Carrie said in the final tribute, the 4 main characters all represent rather stereotypical women in reality. Yet I would say that perhaps any woman can see a little bit of every character in herself. Furthermore, perhaps there's a little part of her that envies something in every character also? One might look down on Samantha's promiscuity, but her confidence and openness is something that I admire her for. Charlotte may sound like a silly girl whose only goal in life is marriage, but honestly, every girl has that dream somewhere in the back of her mind. Miranda's cynicism made me laugh countless times during the entire show, but deep down, she was so insecure about not being beautiful or have the perfect body. To be able to laugh about what you believe to be your shortcomings (although I thought Miranda was still very beautiful, especially her eyes) is a strong and difficult step towards facing them. And Carrie -- since she wasn't so stereotypical, she is the most difficult to decipher. What I love about Carrie, is her charm. She makes the people around her laugh, and comforts her friends when they are in trouble in her witty way. If you have such a friend, consider yourself very lucky.
As for the men. My favorite was actually Aiden. He's the perfect example of the perfect guy you couldn't love. But I was very relieved to see Carrie end up with Mr. Big, because I just felt that they belong together. In life, some people end up with the perfect guy that they happen to be in love with. Of course that's the best way to go. Yet often people settle for the perfect guy, in love or not. They may end up even happier than the first couple. Then there are those who are a mismatch in everything but love. Can love conquer all?
Here's my concluding thought on this whole love thing. Everyone writes their own romance novel. The greatest and most annoying thing is, you choose your characters, but not the storyline. So you never know how the story goes, but when you look back, it'll always be an interesting one.
I think my favorite my part of the show, was the things that come out of these women's mouths. And I guess I'm not the only one who enjoys them. >>> Sex and the City Quotes
暧昧
歌手：杨丞琳
暧昧让人受尽委屈
找不到相爱的证据
何时该前进 何时该放弃
连拥抱都没有 勇气
暧昧让人变得贪心
直到等待失去 意义
无奈我和你 写不出结局
放遗憾的美丽
暧昧让人变得贪心
直到等待失去 意义
不能用恨你 却不住结局
放遗憾的美丽
停在这里
暧昧让人受尽委屈
找不到相爱的证据
何时该前进 何时该放弃
连拥抱都没有 勇气
只能陪你到这里
毕竟有些事 不可以
超过了友情 还不到爱情
远方就要下雨的风景
到底该不该哭泣
想太多是我还想你
我很不服气
也开始怀疑
眼前的人是不是同一个真实的你
暧昧让人受尽委屈
找不到相爱的证据
何时该前进 何时该放弃
连拥抱都没有 勇气
暧昧让人变得贪心
直到等待失去 意义
无奈我和你 写不出结局
放遗憾的美丽
停在这里
2005大盘点 之 黑色幽默
1、
孔子路过泰山脚下，有一个妇女在墓前哀伤地哭泣。孔子手扶车沿听她哭诉，并让弟子问她缘由。
妇女说：“以前我的公公被老虎咬死，我的丈夫跟着被老虎咬死 ，现在我的儿子也被老虎咬死了；”
孔子说：“事情都过去了，又何必伤心？”
妇女说：“不仅如此，这里还有繁重的苛捐杂税”；
孔子道：“那为什么不离开这里呢？”
妇女说：“我怕失去低收入者作为纳税人的荣誉！”
孔子于是对弟子道：“小子识之，苛政虽猛于虎，然纳税人的荣誉牛B于苛政也！”
----全国人大农业与农村委员会委员任正隆则认为，起征点太高剥夺了低收入者作为“纳税人”的荣誉。
2、
汉朝的淮南王刘安派人进山访仙，从仙翁手里得到了一张仙方。他把自己关进暗房里，炼起仙丹来。八卦炉里炼出一些圆**的仙丹，他一口气吞下5颗，飘飘悠悠飞上天去了！门外的鸡犬一看，也跟着大吃起来，不一会，空中一阵鸡鸣狗叫，原来它们也飞上天了！别人问道：“刘安，你家的鸡犬怎么也跟着成仙了？” 刘安说：“为了防止拉登发动恐怖袭击、撞击天庭，我特意实行“一人得道，鸡犬升天”制，在任何紧急情况下，都能及时帮助疏散与救援，这是一个安全上的举措，并不是专门把成仙作为福利”。
----广州地铁线网听政会上，地铁员工家属免费坐地铁引起代表争议，地铁总经理解释是为了“反恐需要”
3、
秦始皇修筑万里长城时死了许多人，孟姜女的丈夫万喜良也在其中。听到这个消息，孟姜女只觉得天昏地暗，一下子昏倒在地，醒来后，她伤心地痛哭起来，只哭得天愁地惨，日月无光。不知哭了多久，忽听得天摇地动般地一声巨响，长城崩塌了几十里，露出了数不清的尸骨。孟姜女咬破手指，把血滴在一具具的尸骨上，她心里暗暗祷告：如果是丈夫的尸骨，血就会渗进骨头，如果不是，血就会流向四方。终于，孟姜女用这种方法找到了万喜良的尸骨。她抱着这堆白骨，哭着说道：“老万，你的死跟你丫本人素质不高有关啊！”
----11月30日，七煤公司一领导在接受采访时表示，“11·27”矿难的主要原因归咎于井下矿工对规章制度执行不力，劳动者的素质离我们的要求还差很远。
4、
三国演义里，诸葛亮造木牛流马，用来运送粮草，以此大败曹军。但后来木牛流马却失传了，即便是诸葛亮的得意弟子姜维也不会造。诸葛军师临终前众将问他：“军师，木牛流马这般好用，为何您再也不造了？” 孔明长叹一声曰：“某交通学大学士、大教授的研究结果表明，木牛流马的污染比汽车飞机大，为了子孙后代的幸福，你们还是等着坐汽车吧！”
----“中国城市环境污染不是由汽车造成的，而是由自行车造成的”。国内一家搞环境研究的权威机构经过一番调查与研究后得出的一个“科学”结论。
5、
老栓也向那边看，却只见一堆人的后背；颈项都伸得很长，仿佛许多鸭，被无形的手捏住了的，向上提着。静了一会，似乎有点声音，便又动摇起来，轰的一声，都向后退；一直散到老栓立着的地方，几乎将他挤倒了。
“喂！一手交钱，一手交货！”一个浑身黑色的人，站在老栓面前，眼光正像两把刀，刺得老栓缩小了一半。那人一只大手，向他摊着；一只手却撮着一个鲜红的馒头，那红的还是一点一点的往下滴。
老栓慌忙摸出洋钱，抖抖的想交给他，却又不敢去接他的东西。那人便焦急起来，嚷道，“怎么？嫌贵？舍不得银子？” 老栓还踌躇着，黑的人便抢过灯笼，一把扯下纸罩，裹了馒头，塞与老栓；一手抓过洋钱，捏一捏，转身去了。嘴里哼着说：“这血馒头是药，不能当馒头卖！价格不贵，不同意降价！”
----“药品怎么能当馒头卖？”在“看病难，药价贵”呼声高涨时，东盛制药集团总裁陶朝辉却反其道而行之，抛出“馒头论”，坚持“药价不贵，不同意降价”。
6、
宋代穷儒陈世美，进京考中状元，被招为驸马。其发妻秦香莲带二子上京寻亲，陈世美翻脸不认人；秦香莲悲痛欲绝，发誓要讨还情债。陈世美勃然大怒，上表朝廷奏曰：“臣以为，开封自古就是神圣之地，岂容外地人随便进入？应该建立人口准入制度！同时，对那些恶意讨情之人，应坚决打击！”
----在刚刚结束的北京市“两会”上，政协委员张惟英教授提出“建立人口准入制度”的建议：目前北京市的居住人口已超过各种资源的人口承载极限，严重制约了北京的发展，建议摸清北京市实际需要的人才类别，用准入制度进行合理的引入，规范人口流动
7、
武松醉打蒋门神、替施恩夺了快活林之后，中了张都监、张团练的计，几乎命丧飞云浦。武松杀了张都监的几名爪牙，寻思了半晌，怨恨冲天：“不杀得张都监，如何出得这口恨气！”便**尸身边解下腰刀，选好的取把将来跨了，拣条好朴刀提着，直奔孟州城张都监的后花园。
张都监、张团练、蒋门神正在鸳鸯楼吃酒，冷不防武松闯了进来，噗噗几刀砍死蒋门神、张团练。武松踏着张都监的脑袋喝道：“你们这帮贼子，为何黑道白道勾结、串通一气害我？”
张都监颤颤巍巍地答道：“说句实话，官匪勾结的重要原因，是我们的待遇过低了！”
8、
一日窦娥碰到苏三、杨乃武、小白菜等人，就问他们：“你们都平反昭雪了吗？”众人说：“都昭雪了”；窦娥又问：“那少奇兄弟、德怀兄弟、志新妹妹呢？”众人说：“也都平反了”。窦娥便道：“我说什么来着，咱们的司法就是公正！那么多案件从错的纠成正的，这难道不是司法公正的体现吗？”
----被无辜关押11年的佘祥林被宣告无罪了，但这一悲剧投石入湖的震荡，远远没有平息。当事人申请国家赔偿、责任人被追究法律责任，尚都在公众的持续关注中。种种怨怒未消之下，另一方面却居然频频出现奇怪的言论：4月1日湖北高院向该省法院系统发出通知，要求认真总结避免佘祥林被冤杀的经验；最高法副院长万鄂湘日前在就此案答媒体问时又说：“是否司法不公应该从最后纠正的结果看。
9、
一天周扒皮去找刘文彩，“刘大哥，我们村那些穷棒子们发牢骚，说他们活得太苦、活得没意思”；
“他们是我国巨大的财富，没有他们的辛苦哪有咱们少数人的享乐，他们的存在和维持现在的状态是很有必要的。”
周扒皮说：“有的长工说他想读书！”
刘文彩道：“咱们的教育改革已经成功了，他还嚷嚷个屁！”
周扒皮说：“他们说收租院放高利贷是暴利”；
刘文彩道：“放高利贷就该暴利，谁让他们不幸生在X国了？我们就是要把暴利进行到底！”
周扒皮说：“他们还说现在收入差距过大，存在两极分化”；
刘文彩道：“纯属**！大家都在同一个经纬度上，又不是一个在南极、一个在北极，哪来的两极分化？！”
10、
董存瑞牺牲后到了天堂，上帝问他：“你是怎么死的？”董存瑞说：“为了炸敌人的碉堡，被炸药包炸死的”；
上帝听后勃然大怒，说道：“胡说！你胆敢骗我？”
董存瑞说：“我没骗您啊！”
上帝说：“你以为我不懂科学吗？谁不知道，爆炸只会产生水和二氧化碳，你不是被水淹死的、就是被二氧化碳薰死的，怎么可能是被炸死的呢？！”
碎语
1.
今天去了一趟书店。
自从上大学以来，看教科书的时间越来越多，看课外书的时间越来越少。但每次去书店，都很少空手而归。
我收集的书很广泛。若是现代小说，那一定是要看过了喜欢的才会买。古典名著呢，常常会在减价的时候一套套买下，放在书柜最高层收集灰尘。有不少历史的书籍，偶尔心血来潮看上一整本，有的却早就忘记为什么会出现在书架上。看到做手工的书总想试试看，却常常半途而废。学日语的书大概十几二十本。字典就占去五六本左右。剩下的很多与工作和电脑有关。
小气的我喜欢去一家叫做75% Off Books的小店。那里的书部分有些瑕疵，部分是囤积许久的存货。每一天都会有新书上架，但找不着得到自己喜欢的就要看运气了。每次去那里，都会让我想起Forrest Gump的名言：Life’s like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get.
我喜欢买精装本的书。我的最爱是几百页glossy paper的摄影集。
我对摄影的研究并不深，也并没有特别钟爱的摄影师。只是纯粹的喜欢收集美丽的瞬间。也不知道从中是否获取过灵感。
在减价书店，这样的精装本可不是常常能找得到的。因为照片的印刷比平常的书籍精美许多，每一本都是价值不菲。若是看到，总是迫不及待的捧回家。先是从头翻到尾，只看图，不看字。然后再细细的，把每张照片的解释读一遍，才放下。
人一忙，就变得很懒。不再愿意花时间去咀嚼文字间的韵味，只想让自己的想象飞进某个美丽的画面稍作停留。
2.
我爱上了一群女孩子。她们年轻，漂亮。过着欢笑的生活，听着伤感的歌曲，画着美丽的图画，写着灰暗的文字。
留连网络的时候会看到很多喜欢的叶子。我喜欢看女生的文字和图片。男生常会对于某个他喜欢的东西研究一番，报出一串我无兴趣吸收的数据。女孩子写的东西，却多数是风花雪月，与情有关。收藏起来，留着日后慢慢偷窥。
若是女孩有一方面的才赋，我会欣赏。若是她既会写字，又会画图，还有其他N个优点，我会羡慕。若是她恰恰好还是个美女，我会嫉妒得发狂，继而开始我的stalker生涯。
这样的女孩总是物以类聚。我会在某个叶面上跳去一个又一个连接，寻找她们的倩影。
3.
欲望城市已经看完第四季。女人生活中的种种不如意，鲜血淋漓的展现在故事里。
其实何必等到30。与我一般岁数的女孩，已经有不少人抱着相同的感叹。
说真的。羡慕她们的友情，害怕她们的生活。
Please let me still believe in happily ever after.
4.
春假去向：Los Angeles >> Las Vegas >> San Diego. =D
Quiz :)
Stolen from Alexhttp://www.livejournal.com/users/slacker_genious/201365.html.
Michael (M) and Lori (L), who are very much in love and devoted to one another, are separated by a river with no way of getting across to the other side. On L's side of the river, there is a Boatman (B) who is able to take her over to the other side of the river but refuses to do so unless she pays him $20, twice his normal fare. L has no money. Sam (S), another man then tells L that he will give her $20 if she sleeps with him. L agrees to do so and on receiving the $20, pays B who takes her over to the other side of the river. She is reunited with M and they are very happy together. However, a friend (F) of M finds out what L did with S and immediately tells M. On learning the news, M finds L and ends things with her, stating that he wants nothing more to do with her. Your task is to rank these five people, M, L, B, S, and F, from best person to worst person, and post a reply.